Buenos Aires

There was a load of bloody fairies in Buenos bloody Aires
With greasy hair and sweaty bums, they'd never heard of Boddington’s
A different culture and a different race, - no chippies in the fucking place
You can keep that poof Ardiles, we're going to have your Malvinas
Eh Up!
They got our backs up without a doubt, time to sort those Argies out
Costa Méndez lives in fear of real men who can hold their beer
Eh! Eh! Eh! The lads are on their way
With bayonets and tommy guns and bellies full of Boddington's
Eh Up!

Fray Bentos and cheap red wine is all they eat in the Argentine
But after a scrap with the English Navy, they’ll ask for the recipe for chips 'n' gravy