That’s Gay

He went to bed dead early, for holding hands with girlies
He tried to get dead thin, he worked out in a gym
That's gay
"My other car's a porsche" he wears boxer shorts
Got an earring in his ear, he takes it up the rear
That's gay

Forever smoking hemp, he wears deoderant
Dresses like a ponce, his hair is all bouffont
That's gay

Goes to the pub at ten, likes sleeping with men, ten sugars in his tea
Watches Dynasty, writes to Simon Bates, bought some roller skates etc etc