I Want to Start the Third World War

[Chorus]
I want to start the third world war
It's just what we've been waiting for
It'll free the hungry and the poor
Yeah, I want to start the third world war

[Verse]
It will create new and exciting sports
In a world of hate, a gameshow worth fighting for
You didn't care before, now there's a whole lot less worth dying for

[Bridge]
And there's moulded plastic figurines
And genital-controlled enslavement machines
And

[Chorus]
I want to start the third world war
It's just what we've been waiting for
It'll free the hungry and the poor
Yeah, I want to start the third world war