Coming Soon To A Bar Near You
Sun will be sinking in an hour
Downtown will be kicking on the power
Neon, all night long
They'll be taking all the chairs off the tables
Lining up bottles by the label
Tabs open, all the way 'til closing
And there'll be one in the corner by the bathroom
Sipping on something extra strong
There'll be another one by the jukebox
Playing a forget about you song
And one will be kissing a stranger
After tossing back a few
Every five minutes somewhere in the world
There's another heart breaking in two
And they're coming soon to a bar near you
They'll be cracked right down the middle
Tryna to numb the pain just a little
Barely hanging on, dressed up like nothing's wrong
And you might not recognize 'em
They'll do their best to disguise 'em
Yeah, they'll fool you good everywhere you look
And there'll be one in the corner by the bathroom
Sipping on something extra strong
There'll be another one by the jukebox
Playing a forget about you song
And one will be kissing a stranger
After tossing back a few
Every five minutes somewhere in the world
There's another heart breaking in two
And they're coming soon to a bar near you
Pour all the brokenhearted one more round
In every red light city and every stop sign town
There'll be one in the corner by the bathroom
Sipping on something extra strong
There'll be another one by the jukebox
Playing a forget about you song
And one will be kissing a stranger after tossing back a few
Every five minutes somewhere in the world
There's another heart breaking in two
And they're coming soon to a bar
Oh, they're coming soon to a bar near you