Kennebunkport

Well, it's fifty miles to Kennebunkport
As the crow flies, as the crow flies
And it's fifty miles to Kennebunkport
As the crow flies from here

Oh it's fifty miles to Kennebunkport
And if I was a crow that's the way I'd go
Neither crow nor hawk so I'll have to walk
To Kennebunkport from here

Well, it's fifty miles to Kennebunkport
As the trout swims, as the trout swims
And it's fifty miles to Kennebunkport
As the trout swims from here

Oh it's fifty miles to Kennebunkport
And if I was a trout I'd glide about
Neither trout nor pike, so I'll have to hike
To Kennebunkport from here

Well, it's fifty miles to Kennebunkport
As the hare hops, as the hare hops
And it's fifty miles to Kennebunkport
As the bunny hops from here

Oh, it's fifty miles to Kennebunkport
And if I was a hare I'd sure get there;
Neither hare nor doe, so I'll heel and toe
To Kennebunkport from here