Funniest Gig

Surely, strawberries cannot be alive
And bananas can't believe my eyes

This is the funniest gig we've ever done
With strawberries and bananas
What sort of songs are sung?

Chocolate soldiers march us onto stage
Pluck us up to play inside a cage

This is the funniest gig we've ever done
With strawberries and bananas
What sort of songs are sung?

Am I asleep? Am I asleep and dreaming?
Am I asleep and dreaming?

Suddenly the whole place falls apart
Jars of jam are leaving on a cart

This is the funniest gig we've ever done
And we are wishing that we had never come

Am I asleep? Am I asleep and dreaming?
Am I asleep and dreaming?

This is the funniest gig we've ever done
With strawberries and bananas
What sort of songs are sung?

Chocolate soldiers march us onto stage
Pluck us up to play inside a cage

This is the funniest gig we've ever done