Spank The Monkey

I am afraid that I am not as cool as I should be
The world will judge my face and I look not like a celebrity

Love (will you take me away?)
Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey
Love (will you take me away?)
Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey

You are so popular, the kids all flock to you
Touch me with your midas finger, I want to be like you

Love (will you take me away?)
Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey
Love (will you take me away?)
Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey

You should see yourself, you should hate yourself
For everything that you've become
You should see yourself, you should hate yourself
For everything that you've become

Love (will you take me away?)
Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey
Love (will you take me away?)
Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey

Intoxicate your brain with dreams
So everything is how it seems
To be a boy so preppiesque
So all the same but still all the best
I want to be glory, I want to be loved
By the girls who are foolish to think looks are enough
And I want to be loved now so later in life
I won't feel so bad about not loving my wife
SHIT!

Everything I am deep inside is me
Everything I am ain't what I should be
Everything you are is just like on TV
Everything you are is everything that I can never be

Love (will you take me away?)
Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey
Love (will you take me away?)
Show me how to be cool and I'll be your monkey
I can't take this now
I can't be allowed
Please just hurt me now (and keep me waiting)
What is happening now?
Phases growing out
Phases left behind