Wag the Dog

Now you can do the Watusi
You can do it if you try
Any puppy Dog or pussy
Can do the jerk or do the fly
Now you can do the Woolly Bully
But can you pull the Woolly Woolly?
Can you wag, can you wag the dog?

You got the shimmy and the hustle
It's all the rage downtown
Yeah, you don't have to have the muscle
To get into the mess around
'Cause you can do the Woolly Bully
But can you pull the Woolly Woolly?
Can you wag, can you wag the dog?

So make him sit, make him stay
Come to heel, go play
Roll him over, lie still
Make him go kill, atta boy
Wag that dog, baby

You have had the duck and mashed potato
Funky chicken on a roll
Move on up a little later
To the monkey and the stroll
Now you can do the Woolly Bully
But can you pull the Woolly Woolly?
Can you wag, can you wag the dog?

Now go bow, bow, wow, wow
Now go woof, woof, woof, woof
Yeah, that's right, wag the dog

The Locomotion Boogaloo
The Hully Gully and the Limbo, too
Wag that dog

Yeah, Hitchhike for me, baby
Now we're Barefootin'
The Funky Funky Penguin

That's the Bug and that's the Frog
Yeah, but can you wag
Wag the dog, can you wag the dog
Wag the dog, can you wag the dog?