Hat Trick

You might've seen him on a tv show
When it comes to hosting, he's a pro
He's living and breathing rock n roll
on thing is for shitsure, he will never grow old

One hat for domestic use, one for the blues
and ever since the fall of the Berlin wall,
one hat to rule them all

Three hats in a row,
that's gotta be a Hat Trick
The best hats in the show
they're all part of his gimmick
Three hats in a row,
that's gotta be a Hat Trick

You might've read of how the story goes
the details on his privates that the public knows
A trip to Denmark that was really neat
The walls were shaking, he forgot to eat

One hat for domestic use, one for the blues
and ever since the fall of the Berlin wall,
one hat to rule them all

Three hats in a row,
that's gotta be a Hat Trick
The best hats in the show,
they're all part of his gimmick
Three hats in a row,
that's gotta be a Hat Trick

His latest fan is still wet behind the ears
he's been rockin' with the boys for some twenty years
they're not likely to give up due to local success
and they've got a Hat Trick man in the district press

Cobra!

Three hats in a row,
that's gotta be a Hat Trick
The best hats in the show,
they're all part of his gimmick