Party with Lars

It's a party with Lars, party with Lars!

SPOSE: Man, last time I partied with Lars
He was on the roof
Mouth all bleeding with a broken tooth
He did a backflip with a broken leg
He turned around, spun around
Looked at us said, he said
"My name is MC Lars
I'm gonna jump off the roof!"
We said, "Don't do it!", he said
"I'm gonna do it!"
We said, "Don't do it!", he said
"I'm gonna do it!"
Then he did it, then he landed on his feet
Then he broke into a dance move
Doing crazy types of shit
That people can't do he did the moonwalk
Mixed it with the Macarena
All the girls aroused him
Then they start masturbating
Then he grew wings, then he floated right
Over the pool"How is he doing that?"
This dude is a fool!
This shit was so cool, he parties so hard
Nobody parties as hard when
You party with Lars man, this shit is insane
(It's a party with Lars, party with Lars)
With Zelda on a chain
(It's a party with Lars, party with Lars)
He was smoking cocaine
(It's a party with Lars, party with Lars)
You'll be glad that you came
(It's a party with Lars, party with Lars)

LARS: It's a party with Lars
Wait, hold on Spose
What if my mom hears this?

SPOSE: It's a party with Lars!