Internet Rap
[Verse 1: MC Kudge]
Step in this bitch, my shit bumpin'
She told me she don't wanna have no kids, so she dick suckin'
I kill these motherfuckin' verses like Ted Bundy or Rich something
I'm making internet rap and I'm rich off it
I got like twenty more episodes of Rule 34 binge watchin'
My shit poppin', like ollies or fireworks lit off on the 4th of July
Off it like Force on Survival Mode
Will anyone get that reference? I don't know
That's that Forever Virgins track 10
However we way better now then we ever were back then
And if the Virgins not in your top 10 your cappin'
Like wait what happened
Went from nothing to something motherfucker I guess we tapped in
[Verse 2: MC Prophet]
They call me
No introduction bitch you know my fucking name
BMW swervin' through all these motherfuckin' lanes
I got the (What?), I got the cash and all these bitches tryna take
And if you got a low sex drive get out my face (Get out my face)
We independent impressin'
That bitch she wantin' my leverage
That shit was so unexpected, I told her give me a second
Well look, I nutted in seconds
She said this without discretion
That wasn't what I expected
I call that virgin oppression
From SD, motherfuckers test me
Watching Bunny Girl Senpai, that's me and all my besties
Call it Internet Rap, then get off of my testes
Always eat up these verses now I'm telling 'em check please
[Verse 3: MC Gibby]
What's up it's Gibby
I just pulled up in a truck with 10 biddies
And we all going to the party if you wanna come with me
Off the Henny
I'm just looking for a dime and not a penny
I'm out to eat with your mom and I'm putting dick in her belly
I took her back to the room and now her shit clappin' like jelly
Woke up the next mornin', got me a bagel straight from the deli
You know that me, Prophet, and Kudge we just like Ed, Edd n Eddy
And Wonder ain't gettin' no coochie unless it's been hit already
[Verse 4: Wonder]
Shut the fuck up, Gibby, you talkin' all of that yadda, yadda, yadda shit
That bitch got a MAGA hat, I'm gon' have to block, to block the bitch
I be up in Abu Dhabi the minute I get proper rich
I never gon' catch no bodies, but you can catch the kid on Twitch
Internet money, you can go and check my statement
You internet funny, but in person you don't say shit
Internet bands, I fly that bitch to Japan
And I'm never usin' LAN, it's internet 'til I land, like
Who want beef? Go talk to my bros
Blue stacks on me, ain't talkin' my phone
TMZ up at my crib and they caught me out with your bitch
I'm an internet rapper, can you explain what that is?
[Outro]
Allison, can you explain what internet is?
Yeah, yeah, yea-yea-yea-yeah, ayy, ayy
What? What? Yea-yea-yea-yeah, ayy, ayy