Woe Is Me

[Intro: Micah Callari]
(One two three)

[Verse 1: Micah Callari]
Once upon a time, I had met this guy
And he seemed infatuated with me
I threw a bone, I gave him a try
I told myself “just how bad could it be”
And then he showed up on my feed (My feed)
Every single post I could see (Could see)
Was just pestering my friend to be as
Close to him as could be

[Pre-Chorus: Micah Callari]
So what do I do, now that I know the truth
Now through the fog, you look like a loser
Judgment was clouded, and I won’t think much about it
That my friendship was a product you consumed

And I know it’s hard for you to make friends, you’ve said as much
And I know how hard it’ll be when I stop keeping in touch
But now you’ve crossed a boundary and there’s just no turning back
If you wanted her number, you might as well have just asked
(Woe is me? No!)

[Verse 2: Micah Callari]
Do I feel pity, do I feel sad
I am not your mom and I’m not your dad
When’s the last time I texted back
You do the math, bitch
I do not fuck with the way you refer to me
Do not flaunt me like I’m just a fad
You speak disconcertingly, when I leave
It won’t be my bad

[Pre-Chorus: Micah Callari]
So what do I say to your next text
I could ignore and let it fester
But I’m not your jester, and I won’t clean up your mess, sir (One two three)
Cuz we both know in the end, it’s for the best

And I know it’s hard for you to make friends, you’ve said as much (You’ve said as much)
And I know how hard it’ll be when I stop keeping in touch (Keeping in touch)
But now you’ve crossed a boundary and there’s just no turning back
If you wanted her number, you might as well have just asked
(Woe is me)

[Chorus: Micah Callari]
And I know a part of you was partially for real
Because sometimes what you share is exactly how I feel
And for a sec, I thought what we had might be genuine
But I won’t fall for your shit ever again
Woe is me

Woe is me
Woe is me
Woe is me
Woe is me
Woe is me
Woe is me, me, me, me

[Pre-Chorus: Micah Callari]
And I know it’s hard for you to make friends, you’ve said as much (You’ve said as much)
And I know how hard it’ll be when I stop keeping in touch (Keeping in touch)
But now you’ve crossed a boundary and there’s just no turning back
If you wanted her number, you might as well have just asked
(Woe is me)

[Chorus: Micah Callari]
And I know a part of you was partially for real
Because sometimes what you share is exactly how I feel
And for a sec, I thought what we had might be genuine
But I won’t fall for your shit ever again
Woe is me