Honky Tonk Education

Verse 1
I lit out of high school headed for a barstool
instead of a PHD
I took late night courses on hard wood floors
and man I was easy to teach
I was never tardy when classes started
I was always first steppin in line
Then I'd knuckle down, buckle down,
I was up for getting down
Until the bell at closing time

Chorus
I got a honky tonk education
Tuition was a cover charge
Man I had to study hard
It took a lot of dedication
But I'm dart board certified
8 ball qualified
and you won't find me wastin
anything I learned where that neon burns
gettin my honky tonk education

Verse 2
Best I ever done was jukebox 101
A15 was my final grade
Hey I got them cowgirls going
With my smooth do si do'ing
They always gave me straight a's
Hey I learned long neck logic
When to sip when to stop it
When to buy my buddies a round
Knew when to fool around, back down
Chug a lug, set it down
Im brushed up on painting the town

Repeat chorus