Mr. Weirdstough

Let's get this thing off the ground

Wow, he's quite a personality

Don't understand what's going on here

Hold tight, don't be shy
Everybody's nude in the heat of the night
And everybody's scared on the edge of the night
Hold tight, don't you cry
Everybody's loud like the silence at night
And everybody's nude in the heat of the night

It's a real blockbuster

Ancient sounds of roaring thunder
Rough and blue, pink and smooth
Like the famous seventh wonder
Crashing through this interlude

You can call me hypocrite
You can call from far away
You can say I'm full of it
You can throw my hope away, but

Don't call me Mr. Weirdstough, honey
Don't call me Mr. Weirdstough, honey
Don't give me that weird stuff, honey
Don't give me that weird stuff, honey

Here's a special news bulletin...

Distant drums in cruel slow motion
Bouncing like a kangaroo
Precious taste of pale commotion
Running down my tongue like glue

You can make me hide it all
You can push and you can shove
You can call me big or small
You can send me poisoned gloves, but

Don't give me that weird stuff, honey
Don't give me that weird stuff, honey
Don't call me Mr. Weirdstough, honey
Don't call me Mr. Weirdstough, honey

You could be mine (you could be mine)
'Til the end of time ('til the end of the time)
You could be mine (you could be mine)
It's the perfect crime 'til the end of time
You should be mine (you should be mine)
'Til the end of time ('til the end of the time)
You should be mine
You could be mine

Hold tight, don't be shy
Everybody's nude in the heat of the night
Hold tight, don't you cry
Everybody's nude in the heat of the night

What was that? A-flat, I believe, a little sharp

Ancient sounds of roaring thunder
Like the famous seventh wonder
Distant drums in cruel slow motion
Precious taste of pale commotion

You can call me hypocrite
You can say I'm full of it
You can make me hide it all
You can call me big or small, but

Don't give me that weird stuff, honey
Don't give me that weird stuff, honey
Don't call me Mr. Weirdstough, honey
Don't call me Mr. Weirdstough, honey

You could be mine (you could be mine)
'Til the end of time ('til the end of the time)
You could be mine (you could be mine)
It's the perfect crime 'til the end of time
You should be mine (you should be mine)
'Til the end of time ('til the end of the time)
You should be mine
You could be mine

Hold tight, don't be shy, hold tight

Wow, he's quite a personality