You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel mr grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul mr Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile mr Grinch
Between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mr grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk mr grinch
The three best words that best describe you

Stink! Stank!
Stunk!