My T.V. Is Watchin’ Me

Oh, baby here we go

My T.V. is watchin' me
My T.V. is watchin' me
L. Ron Hubbard is messin' with me
The bats are flying
Baby can't you see?
The CBS eye is watchin' me
I need my lithium
Baby can't you see?

My T.V. is watchin' me
My T.V. is watchin' me
You know, the Solar Flex ain't nothing but a very expensive hat rack, baby!
My goal in life is to be pickin' my nose on TV 'cuz
My T.V. is watchin' me
I can't find my remote
I can't find my remote
I don't know where to go

My T.V. is watchin' me
I see Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie
Malcolm X is a hat
Martin Luther King is a street
My T.V. is watchin' me

I was in Branson, Missouri
And I was Hooked on Phonics
My name's Carbunkle Jones
And I'm supersonic!
I see the 1, 2, 3 faces of Bob
I see the 1, 2, 3 faces of Bob
Bob in The Replacements
Bob the Sub-Genius
Bob
Bob on Twin Peaks is lookin' at me

Yeah everybody say
My T.V. is watchin' me
My T.V. is watchin' me
I got latter-day saints
Messin' with me
Knockin' on my door
Won't let me be

My T.V. is watchin' me
The outcast will be heard
You gotta speak the truth
Make the weak and the greedy crap in their pants
Make the weak and the greedy crap in their pants

My T.V. is watchin' me
Bring me my lithium
Bring me my lithium
My T.V. is watchin' me
My T.V. is watchin' me
My T.V. is watchin' me

Take your eyes off of me man!
Take your eyes of of me!