Put a Sex Mo-Sheen in the White House

Hit me, Funky Dick!

Put a sex machine in the white, White house
Put a sex machine in the white, White House

Push the love button
Not the nuclear button
Push the love button
Not the nuclear button

Dan Quayle can't get no tail
Bushy Bushy Bushy can't get no pussy

You got to vote, vote, vote
For the love goat
You got to vote, vote, vote
For the love goat

How 'bout it now
Huh! Yow!
Let's go to the bridge
There it is

Yow!
I feel it

Put a sex machine in the white, White House
Put a sex machine in the white, white, white, White House
Yabba dabba

Not only do we need a sex machine in the White House
But I got the one, the only, true master of the pan flute
Are you ready to quit, Funky Dick?

Yo, Zamfir
Get your butt over here
I said, yo, Zamfir
Get your butt over here

Dan Quayle can't get no tail
Bushy Bushy Bushy can't get no pussy
Highest office in the land
Got me a horny war man

Mojo for president (Mojo for president)
Mojo for president (Mojo for president)
I said, Mojo for president (Mojo for president)
Yeah, Mojo for president (Mojo for president)

We want Funky Dick (We want Funky Dick)
We want Funky Dick (We want Funky Dick)
We want Funky Dick (We want Funky Dick)
We want Funky Dick (We want Funky Dick)

Put a sex machine in the white, White House