Eric The Half-A-Bee

Eric Idle / John Cleese

A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four

(Spoken):
Half-a-bee, philosophically
Must ipso-facto half not-be.
But half the bee, has got to bee
Vis-a-vis its entity ... d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La di di, a-one-two-three
Eric The Half-A-Bee
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Is this a-wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a managerie?
NO! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
A-fiddle-di-dum, a-fiddle-di-dee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric The Half-A-Bee
I love this hive employ-e-e
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally. The end.

(Spoken):
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh
(Sings): Cyril Connolly
(whistles)

Trivia about the song Eric The Half-A-Bee by Monty Python

On which albums was the song “Eric The Half-A-Bee” released by Monty Python?
Monty Python released the song on the albums “Sings” in 1989, “The Final Rip off” in 2004, and “The Ultimate Monty Python Rip off” in 2004.
Who composed the song “Eric The Half-A-Bee” by Monty Python?
The song “Eric The Half-A-Bee” by Monty Python was composed by Eric Idle and John Cleese.

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