Medical Love Song [Alternate Take; Bonus Track; Demo Version]

ERIC IDLE, JOHN DU PREZ, GRAHAM CHAPMAN

Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids
For quite a little while

I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling
And I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes
My syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infection
How I miss you more and more

You dobie's itch, my scrumpox
Our lovely gonorrhea
At least we both were lying
When we said that we were clear

Our syphilitic kisses
Sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules
With a quick flickof your wrist

Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior you-ve-I-tis.

My clapped out genetalia
Is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee.

My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore

I'm dying of your love my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphalitic choroiditis, and anterior you-ve-I-tis.

Trivia about the song Medical Love Song [Alternate Take; Bonus Track; Demo Version] by Monty Python

When was the song “Medical Love Song [Alternate Take; Bonus Track; Demo Version]” released by Monty Python?
The song Medical Love Song [Alternate Take; Bonus Track; Demo Version] was released in 1980, on the album “Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album”.
Who composed the song “Medical Love Song [Alternate Take; Bonus Track; Demo Version]” by Monty Python?
The song “Medical Love Song [Alternate Take; Bonus Track; Demo Version]” by Monty Python was composed by ERIC IDLE, JOHN DU PREZ, GRAHAM CHAPMAN.

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