Guaranteed
INTRO
I want y'all to check out my man 'cause he got something to say
My man is guaranteed he said if it don't work bring it back and he'll fix it
And I want y'all to check him out
CHORUS
Guaranteed to fix it
Guaranteed sho' nuff
Ain't no doubt about it
Guaranteed to fix it
Guaranteed sho' nuff
Ain't no doubt about it
VERSE 1
I'm guaranteed for your every need
That seems to be all you want from me
You need to understand I got to be your man
So here's your chance to see me end all your worries
Baby baby don't you move
I got something to say
I got a point to prove
Sugar honey just hear me out
Let me tell you what Morris is all about
CHORUS
VERSE 2
Baby baby I'll never let you down
I'll be your movie star
I'll even be your clown
Sugar dumpling I'll be your answered prayer
Every time you need me
Yo baby I'll be there
Here's my heart
I said here's my love
If that ain't enough
Baby I don't know what you're looking for
I'm qualified for your ever need
My specialty is "Baby I aim to please"
CHORUS
AD LIB
You know baby it's my guarantee
Like a warranty you know
If something I'm doint ain't working
You bring it to my attention
I'll fix it
It's kinda like that washer and dryer you bought from Sears
I'm like UPS
I deliver on time
Baby I'm like the telephone man I got the tools to keep you connected
You know what I'm talking about
Oh yeah I can fix it baby
Just bring it to my attention
Yeah that's right
I let my fingers do the walking
Oh that's so nice
Can we just keep it right here for a minute
Sexy just the way I like it
Nice and smooth
Oh lord
I'm like the Dream Team baby
I got all the positions covered
Never leave you lonely
Oh I can tune it up for you baby
Yeah give you a jump start
That's right stick with me baby
No doubt look out give me your undivided attention
I'll make magic happen baby
Guaranteed oh lord I'm the best
Now let me just talk to you for a minute
Keep with me
Elvis has left the building
Morris is in the house
Oh yeah you can stand up now
Give me that standing ovation
You know how I like it
Every time you see me
That's right baby look at me
Talk to me
Tell me what's on your mind
Oh would you like to go for a ride
I'm not gonna drive but ahh
Maybe we can get in the back of a limo or something
Let's go do some fun things
Let's go over to my house
Let's go over to your house
No I got a better idea
Rewind!