The Rainman

If it's gotta be a sad song, it doesn't have to take long
You can pay me a flat fee, I'll put some words to a melody
Like a sentimental flashback, I'll put you on the right track
You can give me a phonecall, I'll let you cry like a waterfall
Cause I'm the rainman
He's the rainman
If you really had a tough break and you're heading for a heartache
It'll make you feel better when you put your bets on the weatherman
If you're in for a sad tune, whenever there's a blue moon
All alone on the canapé, you might need a little company
You call the rainman
The rainman
When you're caught on a catwalk
You gotta give in to smalltalk
You'll be stranded on a desert isle
In a little while you're lined up for an x-ray
So you start heading for the doorway
But it's too late to let it all out
Show some emotion, with a little more devotion
If you want to hold hands now, you might as well take the weddingvows
But if you want to keep a straight mind, you'd better not look behind
Get ahead of your memories, I'll memorize all your miseries
Cause I'm the rainman
He's the rainman
Yeah I'm the rainman
The rainman