Methadone Maintenance Man (James Taylor Parody)
National Lampoon
Used to be a rock and roll junkie
Living on the beach and the sand, like a clam
But I'm kind of funky, whoa, yes I am
I'm your methadone maintenance man
Your methadone maintenance man
La-la-la-la-la
One of these days I'm gonna split this scene
Won't need no dope, and no soap
I'll be pistol clean