Waitin’ and Datin’

[Verse 1]
Guess maybe I lived too fast
Drinkin' the beer and smokin' the grass
At the young age of twenty eight
I find I'm rappin' at the pearly gates
"Yes miss, yes miss, come on in
We know you well, you've hardly sinned"
I'm real thankful for my eternal life
Can I just once more kiss the love of my life?
"No miss, no miss, he lives in another world
He might even end up with some other girl"
That's when with full strength it hit me
I'd really be screwed if you quit me
[Chorus 1]
I'm in heaven waitin'
You're down there datin'
Runnin' around to paint the town
My hands are tied, I'm not around
I was anticipatin' our reunion in the sky
But it looks like you might change your mind
Before you up and die
[Verse 2]
Sittin' here on my cloudy perch
I watched you meet that dark haired girl after church
I watched you take her to the honky tonk
And y'all joined at the hip during the slow love song
She raised her eyes to your curly lips
And I knew right then I was on a sinking ship
I looked around with a tear in my eye
At all the other lonely angels in the sky
And I realized
[Chorus 2]
We're in heaven waitin'
Y'all are down there datin'
Runnin' around to paint the town
Our hands are tied we're not around
We were anticipatin' our big reunion in the sky
But it looks like y'all might change your minds
Before you up and die
Looks like y'all might change your minds
Before you up and die