Bud Choke’s Smiling Voice

I'm Bud Choke, and this is the holiday edition of the Chopping Channel, World Music World! We're bringing you the most affordable music you can't buy enough of, and I'm putting the biggest possible smile on my voice!

The Chopping Channel has all the most desirable chopped and channeled music available today, and it's all discounted by our cashiers and critics alike! More music and less time is our motto, here at the Chopping Channel- and if you don't have the time, we've got the music for you. And if you can't be sure, wе can!

All Chopping Channel sales are as finе as a rogue nuke. No refunds, no returns, and no questions asked. Nope, nothing to complain about here! Hell, this is pure entertainment. And it's all as legal as the internet, so you know it's safe!

Now, let's hear some of that... Chopping Channel music

Let me introduce our salespeople tonight: Help Suit, Man from the World and Peter Brownwater are all here, LIVE, to let you know about some of those FABULOUS bargains!