Beecharmer

Sewed everything he said
Together with a thread
Repeatin' in my mind
Each word like a rhyme
Like a penny serenade
Liltin' through a song
He says the record's overplayed
Where did I go wrong

He never stayed at first
Could not commit the time
Ignored all the quirks but he still did the crime
And when he goes away
I know you'll call and cry

And when he calls back today
I know I'm gonna try

But I know you're mine
When you're on the line

Is it somethin' I said

Won'tcha let him walk away

Got it stuck in my head

Don'tcha hear a word I say

Is it something I said

Every night the same old moan it's
Eeieeieee
Am waiting till my Joe comes home

I'm the queen of QVC
You're leanin' on my ear
You mean the world to me
Though the connection isn't clear
Like my inkspot seventy-eights
Convenient when you're low

Feel like an antelope on a nature show
I guess I gotta go

But I know you're mine
When you're on the line

Is it somethin I said

Would you let him walk away

Got it stuck in my head

Don'tcha hear a word I say

Is it something I said

Everytime we're on the phone it's
Eeieeieee
Am waiting till my Joe comes home

Hey

Castaway romance

What's it gonna take

No knights with shiny armor

Hey

Try a different dance
Oh, I'm a real beecharmer

Well I scold and I scratch to make him stay
But he don't wanna know from me
Why that old alley cat he runs away

Lock the door and lose the key

Is it somethin I said

Won'tcha let him walk away

Got it stuck in my head

Don'tcha hear a word I say

Is it something I said

Every night the same trombone it's
Eeieeieee
Am waitin till my Joe comes home

Hey

Last car wreck romance
What's it gonna take
No knights with shiny armor

Hey

Try a different dance
Oh I'm a real beecharmer