Baby Yoda Vs Baby Groot Rap Battle

[Verse 1: Baby Yoda]
In swingin', I am comin'
This is Baby Yoda rapping
Baby Groot is wack
Can't believe I'm battling a sapling
I got a green thumb but this plant's about to wither
I'd punch you in the face but I'm afraid to get a splinter
I'm throwin' shade at an angry birch
You can't rap, all you do is say the same three words
"Groot I am," "Groot I am"
20 times, already heard you
Bars hotter than a forest fire
Oops! Did that burn you?

[Interlude: Baby Yoda]
Yeah, didn't you know Baby Yoda had bars like that?
This battle is over before it even started
All he gonna do is say "I am Groot" over and over again
I don't even know why I am rappin' against this treestump

[Verse 2: Baby Groot]
"I am Groot" is not my only sentence
You look like the Grinch had a baby with a gremlin
Ya bars lacked humor
About as funny as a tumor
Someone told me that you're 50
Ha, okay, boomer
Kermit need to think twice before he croak
Used the Force once and fell asleep for hours, what a joke
My crew guards the galaxy 'cause we got bigger dreams
Only thing you're good for is a bunch of Twitter memes

[Interlude: Baby Groot]
Yeah, that's right
The OG is in the building
You never stood a chance
You though Groot was gonna lose this?
Stop playin' me, son
You better bring that heat in round two

[Verse 3: Baby Yoda]
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate
And if hate leads to suffering then I must really hate your face
Guardians? Ha! What a waste of space
You guys are kinda useless, you were captured by a guy named Taser Face
Better tell Trash Panda come and water you
Even Drax said that you're just a dumber, smaller Groot
I'm a beast. Fight me?
You'll be chopped in two
Deceased you are
Firewood, you'll be chopped into

[Verse 4: Baby Groot]
You're the color of vegetarian feces
My lineage is solid, we don't even know your species
I'm Ravager, chic, you burlap sack
It's way past your bedtime
You need to go and take another nap
All you do is sleep, man, ugly, lazy (Ugly, lazy)
Y'all really got me battling this Muppet baby? (Ha ha ha)
You and Mandy as a couple, really cute
He wears a helmet, man, I really wish that you will wear a helmet too

[Verse 5: Baby Yoda]
My people use the Force
You have to grab a gun
You ugly (Hoo!)
You yo' daddy's son (Ha)
Nuts
You can kiss both of these
I spit that fire
And right now I'm smokin' trees

[Verse 6: Baby Groot]
Smokin' trees?
Didn't think you were that high
Me ugly? Please
You look someone skinned a Mogwai
C'mon. Me losing this? I bet I won't (Nah)
I am Groot and you're about to be a Jedi ghost