Professional Againster

I say I'm losing when I know I'll win
I'll give you straight talk with a crooked grin
Gimme a half-baked reason and I'm gonna cook
Gimme half your heart and I'm gonna book
I'll give you something to believe in

Professional againster
Againster all the time
Professional againster
I'm an againster all the time

Had the best laid plans of mice and men
Then I met a woman and the trap was set
My plans went north, my will went south
Opened my pants, should have shut my mouth
What a fool won't do to keep his night times wet

Professional againster
Againster all the time
Professional againster
I'm an againster all the time

Time to look tough, time to crack a scowl
Hit the stage runnin' boy, bark that growl
I know I'm right when I know I'm wrong
I know I'm right when I sing this song
I'll give you nothing to believe in

Professional againster
Againster all the time
Professional againster
I'm an againster all the time