Christmas is Ruined

[Verse1:]
Candied yams on the ceiling
Christmas dinner was a melee
Clappingbacks by the dozens
Pulled the piece out the oven
Turkey what it was shoved in
Grandma thought I was bluffing
Hot lead was granny’s stuffing

[Verse 2:]
Santa Claus on my rooftop
Dropping off when my corn popped
Took the sleigh for a joyride
Ditched the sack, let the toys fly
Landed on Hermie the Hobo
Hermie got mashed like potato
Hermie’s friends all eating well, though

[Verse 3:]
All I got was a Switch
Wanted AirPods instead
How else I’m gonna flex
Flew out to the North Pole
All the elves got the pole
Rudolph snuck up behind
Gored me straight through the spine

[Verse 4:]
I’m lying on the ground
The snowflakes falling down
I really want some milk
I cannot feel my mouth
Why all my insides out
The deer licking their mouths
Who gon save Christmas now?