Rudolf

I used to have the shittiest job, ridin’ Santa’s slay
But now I quit, I don’t care
I put booze and drugs up in my head
I get fucked up all night, I don’t give a fuck
That’s why my nose is red
They call me Rudolf, I didn’t choose my name
Every year, still the same

I gotta drop these god damn presents, down the fucking drain
They call me Rudolf, I didn’t choose my name
Every year, still the same
I gotta drop these god damn presents, down the fucking drain
Slow death, deep pain, I’m a Christmas slave

I hate this old man, I hate him so much
Ridin’ that slay, for so damn long
I’m gonna poison his hot chocolate
He’ll shit blood in the parking lot
This old bastard I’m put him to sleep
Fuck this old man, fuck him deep
I’m done working for a god damn elf owner
I’m done being Santa’s little helper

I gotta drop these god damn presents, down the fucking drain
They call me Rudolf, I didn’t choose my name
Every year, still the same
I gotta drop these god damn presents, down the fucking drain
Slow death, deep pain, I’m a Christmas slave