I’m All Wet

(Go into mediation)

I'm all wet
My feet don't work, I'm getting a new set
I am that gleam in the baby's eye
As he grabs the Lysol and gives it a try
Not dead yet

Here we are on the move again
Riding the skies in a DC-10
The movie's a scream, there's a couple of stars
Raping a girl in the back of a car
I am that crashing jet

I'm all wet
I'm not dead yet, there's a hole in the fishnet
I am that face on a rainy night
That stares eyes wide into your headlights
I'm all wet

I am that love you can never forget
I am the balance and you are the dept
Your payments are due, I'm the voice on the phone
Sell off your car, mortgage your home
I am that cancelled cheque

I'm all wet
I'm not dead yet, I'm not dead yet, I'm not dead yet