Great Big Stuff
FREDDY:
"I thought I'd seen it all
I thought I knew the score
But coming here I've found a world
I've never seen before
Now I know where I belong
A life of taste and class
With culture and sophistication
Pouring out my ass!"
*spoken*
What do I want? I want this! I want this!
Ah - I want this...
"I thought I had a real gift
That penny-ante grift
But Freddy's gettin' ready now
To give his life a lift
I'm tired of bein' a chump!
I wanna be like Trump
Two hundred pounds of caviar in one gigantic lump
Gimme Great Big Stuff!
This is how I gotta live
Great Big Stuff!
Oh-oh no alternative
Great Big Stuff!
I want my silver spoon
Don't need it right now
But I better get it soon
Ow! I want a mansion with a moat
Around which I will float
With some vast-bottom babies
In my glass-bottom boat"
FREDDY/HOUSEKEEPERS:
"A house in the Bahamas
FREDDY:
"Paisley silk pajamas
Poker with Al Roker
and our friend Lorenzo Lamas
Gimme-
FREDDY/ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff!
FREDDY:
"I really do deserve it
FREDDY/ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff
FREDDY:
"With servants who will serve it.
FREDDY/ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff
FREDDY:
"I don't give a damn what it's fer
Every day's my birthday
Every night is my Bar Mitzver.
Oh give me a home
Where the centerfolds roam
Guccione on the phone, he
got a party goin' on
And Heff'll have me over
To play some naked Twister,
Blotto in the Grotto
With a Playmate and her sister"
ENSEMBLE:
Great Big Stuff
FREDDY:
*spoken* Ooh! Rap stars'll love me!
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
*spoken* I get me a posse, a'ight!
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
"Chillin' in the city
Sittin' pretty in the Caddy
With P. Daddy or Puff Diddy"
*spoken* -or whatever!
I'll change my name too!
Get my hatchback all pimped out.
"The Islands in the winter
The Hamptons in the summer
The fashion plate I date'll give me
Hummers in my Hummer.
The cash to keep me idle,
The chicks to keep me vital ,
The pills to keep me happy
Even when I'm suicidal."
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
Nothin' crass or crappy -
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
That would make me very happy
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
Bring it on and make it snappy!
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
*spoken* I want some really classy shit!
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
*spoken* Like a mink traclsuit -
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
*spoken* My own personal Zamboni!
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
*spoken* Lots of unnecessary surgery -
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
*spoken* I can finally afford to see a Broadway show!
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
*spoken* Gout.
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big Stuff"
FREDDY:
*spoken* Bring it on and make it snappy!
ENSEMBLE:
"Great Big
Great Big
Great Big
Great Big
Stuff--"
FREDDY:
*spoken* I just want someone to love me...
FOR MY MONEY!
ALL:
"Yeah!"