Captain Lou

[Verse 1]
Some say the man's not wrapped too tight
Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
But when he's on the scene, everything's alright
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

[Chorus]
With a man of a thousand faces
I know we'll be goin' places (hey!)
I'm gonna stick with"The Guiding Light,"
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

[Verse 2]
Lou don't worry 'cuz it's figured in
Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
And he's got sharp teeth like Rin Tin Tin
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

[Chorus]
With a man of a thousand faces
I know we'll be goin' places (hey!)
We'll stick with the "Light" through thick and thin
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

[Break: NRBQ and Captain Lou Albano]
Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Hey!
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

[Chorus]
Oh, with a man of a thousand faces
I know we'll be goin' places (hey!)
Let's all stick with"The Guiding Light,"
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano

[Outro: Captain Lou Albano]
They're talking about me!
Captain Lou Albano, maker of champions, baby!
Twelve tag-team champions!
I take them, I mold them
I think it's charisma, it's pandemonium!
It's psychedelic pandemonium!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! I, am "The Guiding Light," ha ha!
I'm where it's at! Ah yeah!
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano!
80%, 60% of the net, 80% of the gross, 45% of the beef, 72% of the weight, 83% of the gross, 87% of the net, 60% of the what?, 40% of the gross, 32%, 22%, 17%, 19%, 12%, 8%, 84563Iforgot, 12, 9, 8,24563, sound off!