Bad Decisions

I went out late last night, went drinking with the boys
It was a Sunday night, nothing unusual at all
Then out of nowhere came along the anal spits
That was the night that I got vomit on my dick

So let me tell you all just how the story goes
We were in a bar, the worst place you know
Then it hit me, I couldn't hold back anymore
I went in the bathroom and kicked open the stall door
That's when I noticed vomit all over the seat
Thought to myself, "Ohh that's fuckin' neat"
I figured squat and we'll see how this goes
I dropped down too far, oh shit you know

That was the night that I got vomit on my dick
(Vomit on his dick)
That was the night that I got vomit on my dick
(Vomit on his dick)
That was the night that I got vomit on my dick
(Vomit on his dick)
That was the night that I got vomit on my dick
(Vomit on his dick)

The next thing I did was get out of the stall
There was no one around, nobody at all
I ran to the sink and pulled out my cock
Washed it off and I was ready to rock!

That was the night that I got vomit on my dick
(Vomit on his dick)
That was the night that I got vomit on my dick
(Vomit on his dick)
That was the night that I got vomit on my dick
(Vomit on his dick)
That was the night that I got vomit on my dick
(Vomit on his dick)