Music Store Dude

Music store dude music store dude
Why u gotta be so grumpy and rude
Why do u complain when nobody cares
Dumped by the girl with the 80s hair
You used to play metal now you play punk
Got a mind filled with useless junk
Could you give me a smile can you give me a ring
I'm only trying to buy some guitar strings

Music store dude music store dude
You got a hell of an attitude
Why you gotta make me feel so dumb
When I ask the size of the big bass drum
I know you can shred I know you got chops
Your band got dropped from the top of the pops
You're angry now you were angry then
And it feels like it's gonna happen again

Music store dude music store dude
Why u gotta be so grumpy and rude
Why do u complain when nobody cares
Dumped by the girl with the 80s hair
I hope you find love I hope you do well
I hope you get laid in your personal hell
But for just today can you let me be
And charge these guitar strings for me

Music store dude music store dude
Why u gotta be so grumpy and rude
Why do u complain when nobody cares
Dumped by the girl with the 80s hair