Jesus Beater

[Verse 1: John Garcia]
I finally found myself a little paradise
Deep in the darkest depths of hell
Nobody knows I'm down here, but I like it like that
I do what I want and I lose my mind

[Chorus 1: Ben Ward, John Garcia]
I always knew I was going southbound
I got a soul I had to sell
I knew I was evil for a reason
I knew I had to go to hell

[Verse 2: Ben Ward]
I took it upon myself to build a temple here
I'm smoking and drinking far too much
You wouldn't believe the following I've got down here
I'm thinking of buying a big flash car

[Chorus 2: Ben Ward, John Garcia]
I always knew I was going southbound
I got a soul I had to sell
I knew I was evil for a reason
I knew I had to go to hell
'Cos see I'm all for beating Jesus
You see I wanna take that throne
I never said that it was easy
But I can beat him on my own

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3: Ben Ward, John Garcia]
It's so reassuring here that I can fool myself
Out of my head on a power trip
Legions of millions eating out of these evil hands, yeah
And I'm ready to take this show to Earth

[Chorus 2: Ben Ward, John Garcia]
I always knew I was going southbound
I got a soul I had to sell
I knew I was evil for a reason
I knew I had to go to hell
'Cos see I'm all for beating Jesus
You see I wanna take that throne
I never said that it was easy
But I can beat him on my own

[Chorus 3: Ben Ward & John Garcia]
I always knew I was going southbound
I got a soul I had to sell
I knew I was evil for a reason
I knew I had to go to hell
'Cos see I'm all for beating Jesus
You see I wanna take that throne
I never said that it was easy
But we can beat him on our own