Kiss My Bass

Head on down to the lake
Get a bait
Catch a break
Go on out in the water
Get a tan
It’s gettin hotter
Walk on down to the pond
And this old ass lady with 16 cats
Starts screaming at me called security
I looked her in her wrinkly face and said

Kiss my bass (Stupid grandma)
Kiss my bass (Old hag)
Kiss my bass (All I wanna do is)
Catch a bass

Hey, I don’t wanna go to work
Nah, I don’t wanna go to class
Don’t you, Don’t you know we’re all human
Fishings in our blood don’t gimme dat sass
My, My Boss is a jerk
So I throw a jerk bait
My, My teacher is a hooker and I like to rip lips so we relate
Why go to work got a 90 horse murk
Head out on the lake give that bait a lil twerk
Why go to class when this waters lookin glass
My teachers fishing with me and I’m staring at her ass
I’m learning everyday, I don’t care what they all say
College is for pussies and fishing is for meh
My mom freakin hates me I always make her cry
But I only fish on days that end with the letter Y

Kiss my bass (I don’t wanna go to work)
Kiss my bass (I don’t wanna go to class)
Kiss my bass (All I wanna do is)
Catch a bass

Y’all can go to hell I don’t wanna be
A suit and tie kinda guy no not today
Rip Lips Take dips that’s my kinda day
Mom I love ya but all you gotta do is pray
Pray I don’t tell you to

Kiss my bass (Just love me for who I am Mom)
Kiss my bass (I’m following my dreams)
Kiss my bass (All I wanna do is)
Catch a bass