Masturbate
Woke up, it’s a blue balls day
I think I’m gonna need something for the pain
Starin’ at the poster on my wall
That’s my cousin ima give her a call
Check my Tinder and OkCupid
Kept swiping right then I felt really stupid
Found my Mom up on this app
Swipe left swipe right or should I Fap
I’m just out here thinking I’m screwed
Girls don’t like me unless I give em the Boose
I try so hard really what’s the use
Farmersonly.com will have to do
Why of why won't you just date me?
When all I want is respect
But she won't give up the sex
Why oh why do girls hate me?
I just wanna pop my cherry
But not with Beth she's hairy
I am so frikin hard
No one to screw today
I guess i'll lay around and masturbate
I am so frikin hard
No one to screw today
I guess i'll lay around and masturbate
I can't wait to do it and tell my friends
Why is intercourse so hard to comprehend
All this stress gonna make me a stoner
Watched Judge Judy then I got me a boner
Man I really wanna plant my seed
Not on my stomach I can feel it when I breathe
I'm starting to think my life's a joke
If you smelled my hand you'd prolly choke
Why oh why won't you just sext me?
When all I want is your boobs
Turned off the cloud now send nudes
Why oh why when I say pretty please you don't respond
Then you block me then you call the cops on thee!
I am so frikin hard
No one to screw today
I guess i'll lay around and masturbate
I am so frikin hard
No one to screw today
I guess i'll lay around and masturbate
Masturbate 4X
Message from Beth on my cell phone
She said come over but bring a comb
Yes i'm desperate, I need that beaver
Brought seven combs i'm an overachiever
Arrived at her house then I popped them pills
Saw her cooch and got the chills
Taking off my clothes while I twirl
Fell on her phone went live to the world
Your friends are hard right now
Your parents are hard right now
That hot chicks hard right now
That cop is hard right now
The cameraman's hard right now
Your Priest is hard right now
Everyone's hard as fuck right now
I think that means i'm going down
I am so frikin hard
She let me screw today
I better turn this off and penetrate
I am so frikin hard
She let me screw today
I better turn this off and penetrate
Penetrate 4X
I'm gonna penetrate you