Mount Cleverest

I'm done climbing Mount Cleverest
I'm done tampering with the evidence
To love and to loathe from this day forward
I'll only cum on command
More or less (but less)
To love and to loathe
To live without hope from this day forward
To love and to loathe
To live without hope
I promise I'll resent you the most from this day forward
Let's raise a toast:
I'm dead inside but the yard looks nice so nobody knows
I'm so glad you all could come
but I'm fucking done"