Humbug

That moment the first few
Flakes start falling
Is the moment before I burst into tears
Cause snow in the air
Means Christmas shopping huh
And the thought of it all
Just stresses me out

Woe is me woe is me

Would she kinda like this canary yellow?
Or does she already own way too many scarves?
I could get her a backpack
It's somethin' to carry
But this is way too much pressure
It's breaking my heart

Woe is me woe is me

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
But I haven't found it yet
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
So I'll give you my heart
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
And I'm ready to say, "Bah Humbug!"
Bah bah bah bah bah, bah humbug!
Bah bah bah bah bah

I could get her a gift card to Olive Garden
But what if Red Lobster is
Way more her thing? I don’t even know
Well how 'bout a bike, or like a ukulele?
Or how 'bout I jump out the window? (window)
Yeah, how 'bout I jump out the window!
(window) Singing "Joy to the World" face
Down in the snow!

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
But I haven't found it yet
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
So I'll give you my heart, I hope it’ll do
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
I'm ready to say

I'll wrap myself in paper and
Sit under the tree
Cause the best gift I can give you
Is this heart inside of me!

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
But I ain't found it yet
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
(here's my heart)
So I'll give you my heart, I hope it'll do
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
And I'm bout ready to say, "Bah Humbug!"

Sorry for the hand towels! Bah Humbug!
Sorry for the Yankee Candles! Bah Humbug!
Sorry for all this useless junk!
The best gift I have to give is my love

(Hah, I hate shopping)