Novelty

[Intro]
Teddy
(Yo)

[Verse]
Yo heard this one I was like "Oi DJ
Jack this up and send it to me mate"
Don't care how much man will prepay
I still got the livest freestyles, them man are duppy and bloodclart PA's
Electronic Art like EA
Thousands wanna know my ETA (Wow)
Ah shit, here we go again like CJ
This time it's real life GTA
Shoot in the ends like Cadell and PK
10 o'clock he say, she say
Heard it was him, him and webay
Paid him just to hit one guy, my man shot everyting like eBay
Might go gym on a free day
One tings gassed cause I know BBK
Drawed man's girl, like "Wherе's your man though"
She was like "Don't watch that, it's cheat day" (Wowsеrs)
No love letters, just BJ
Gyal wanna meet like GAGA
Come back again like replay
Giving him stick like Jamaican relay (Oooh)
Stop that
Not my fault my man's girl's on that
P Money's tings still kicks like Ong Bak
Heard them boys need pills and cognac
One more round, "You sure you want that?"
Finished her off like Mortal Kombat
Keep your BM bro, man don't want that
Dem ting dere got mileage clockback
("What does he mean?")
Don't watch that
Feds chased man through alley like top cat
What they're looking for, man's not got that
Two hands on the wall soon as I clock that
Gave it to my whitest best friend, back then they were not searching non-blacks
I was 15 doing up Arsenal Fan TV, pull out the Canon and rob dat
You're one of them guys that watches
In my days, took chains and watches
Man wanna sing to the feds "Oi, watch this"
Back out mash and change man's octave
Switch up key like locksmith
Run where all you want, man can't stop this
Told them lot "If I press these buttons, all my man seeing is sky like cockpits" (Wow)
Man like me
Ask every trackers if I make P
That's a 100 bags for using my tune, cah man's got ads like DBE
We can be live on BBC
Still twist man up with CQC
So not a neek, I've always been G
When game used to be Electronics Boutique
Got the ultimate deal, cause man was a baller
Ask a man, I took shots from the corner
Couldn't let nobody come up short, cause next day man'll be coming up shorter
In Year 8 had a 3310, brand new in the box, ask Claire and Paula
Said if you took my phone, yeah sorta
Hole in the room getting bunned like sauna
James Bond shit
Told her my name was James, we bonded
Politics she asked what my response is
"Bring back hanging pedos and nonces"
You do not want this conflict
My YouTube holds power like conduits
Gotta hit man, if I see enemies, I phone man quicker than Steve Jobs did (Gone)
Wowsers
Turn up black tracksuit, not trousers
On the phone, dem man sound like bouncers
In person, talk different like scousers
Anytime took a move, gets countered
Mask on my face, top fence and counters
Halloween when I go on a ride, I'll turn your block into Alton Towers
(Mad)