Sport Shorts

Well if I tried, I could be an alcoholic
But I'm just too lazy to pick up a bottle and run with it
Because I just can't stand to change my daily routine
And the only girls who give me the time of day
Are far too young to realize the horrible mistake they've made
Oh, I'm the horrible mistake they've made

Self-deprecation is my favorite pastime
After time, it just gets more mutilated inside of my chest
But at best I can still wake up every morning
And do it all over again, all over again

This isn't a song about how much you hurt me
I promise, it's a song about how much I fucked up
Put you under so much goddamn pressure
Made you think you ruined me when I had it in me all along
I had it in me all along
Had it in me all along
Had it in me all

This isn't a song about how much you hurt me, I promise
It's a song about how much I fucked up
Put you under so much goddamn pressure
And made you think you ruined me when I had it in me all along
I had it in me all along
Had it in me all along
Had it all along