Monologue 1
Lisa Splash, Parris Chariz
[Intro: Lisa Splash]
Attention, attention
Quiet please!
You yes you in the back with the tan sweatshirt
Quiet down!
Now not so long ago supply and demand forced our hand
After all, a blessing in the wrong season is really a curse
We were chasing things not meant for us
Leaving us in pain, we were never supposed to encounter
Though they may seem outdated now, the lessons still apply
Now the long awaited moment has arrived presenting...
[Outro: DJ DB405]
It's a world premiere! And it's the one and only, world-famous DJ DB405, and this is 2045!