You’ve Got No Life Skills, Baby!

[Intro]
I’m not as useless as you think I am
I think you caught me at the perfect wrong time

[Verse 1]
She’s using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
Because you dug yourself into a hole
I’ll never find your reasons
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go

[Chorus]
But you claim
You’ve got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don’t want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
Now lеt that be the end

[Post-Chorus]
I can accomplish things you’d nеver dream
I possess life skills that you’ve never seen

[Verse]
She’s using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
Because you dug yourself into a hole
I’ll never find your reasons
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go

[Chorus]
But you claim
You’ve got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don’t want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door

[Post-Chorus]
You’re just a man child stupid
And my friends say you’re useless
Let’s have sex so this don’t end in war
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door

[Bridge]
On a much more serious note, I never told you
I’m a lean mean cleaning machine
I’ll even do your vacuum cleaning
But your ironing that ain’t for me
That ain’t for me

[Chorus]
You’ve got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids I don’t want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door

[Outro]
You’re just a man child stupid
And my friends say you’re useless
Let’s have sex so this don’t end in war
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
Now let that be the end