The Rules
[Intro]
Thank you for tuning it
[Verse 1]
I used to tell girls
Don’t pull up without a nose ring
Don’t play nobody but Smokey
Don’t pull up if you ain’t watched your grandma pull the church hat out when she cut on Joel Osteen
And you better like gnocchi
And quote smart people books like you read through don Quixote
And I hope you had your protein
And you better have some family with no teeth cause thats prospective
Don’t pull up if you ain’t low key
Until you get hyped up from that Italian job boat scene
And by no means should you be wearing clothing
That doesn’t turn heads for the whole team
And you can’t be from Wyoming because that’s far for Christmas
And you best know how to cook like mamas biscuits
And you cannot be too old though it’s not my business
And you can’t have too many exes like it’s all my children
And I hope you don’t watch all my children
Unless it plays by accident cuz you were on that channel anyway
But I pray you’ll play spades with me any day
And when you lose you come back cause you ain’t finished bae
But You can’t be good enough to win it bae
Or I’ll be mad and that’s awkward, hope you get it bae
But anyway don’t pull up if you can’t quote a lot of old rap
But not obscure stuff cause I probably wouldn’t know that
Just the hits and the throwbacks
You get all that? Good
[Chorus]
If you’re chasing love
Sometimes you gotta break the rules if you made em up
If you made em up
If you’re chasing love
Sometimes you gotta break the rules if you made em up
If you made em up
[Verse 2]
Well she pulled up without a nosering
And we spent some time in OC
I saw these rules I really don’t need
I guess she had to show me
They ain’t mean a whole lot now did they
I would chase a new girl every Wednesday
And now the tracks I write about her go as hard as aldente
Really I was looking for an ornament
A girl to balance out the picture like the border did
Maybe that’s why I think I kept on getting bored of it
And then she flipped the whole thing like the quarter did
Get you a girl who shows you who you really are
A girl who shows you God and confuses you a lot
A girl who gets you into stuff you googled in the car
Cause you ain’t know what she was talking bout or doing at the start
That’s love
Buddy boy
I threw my list to the pacific
She ain’t like rap but now she listen
Now we both back with a mission
I said we both back with a mission
And we gone see it happen to fruition
That’s God
That's God
[Chorus]
If you’re chasing love
Sometimes you gotta break the rules if you made em up
If you made em up
If you’re chasing love
Sometimes you gotta break the rules if you made em up
If you made em up
[Outro]
This feels like a shoutout song
It's a love song so I can't shout out but one person
We'll just let it roll