Internet Going Nutz
Okay, on this computer, gon' see what it do
"Paul, you've got mail"
Let's see what new e-mails I've got
"I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
Hit me on this e-mail, I'ma hit 'em back, see what it do
What they talkin' 'bout
Well I got me a couple pictures on this e-mail too
We gon' see what they talkin' 'bout man, okay
I'm comin' straight up outta that chat room, and live from the message board
I'm at the crib all by myself, chattin' online when I'm bored
Oh my Lord, Black Planet got all the {hoes} and all the freaks
I'll get your page and send a note, then hit me back when it's time to creep
I'm tryin' to reach this girl Monique, her screen name is Chyna Doll
She's light brown with big thighs, and standin' five foot seven tall
If she don't call me it's okay, I'll hit up SexyEyez02
Sophomore at TSU, and she run track, that's what it do
I'll send a note to my girl Crystal, she ShootiNStarr99
She uploaded some sexy pictures and oh my God that girl is fine
Wine and dine, but not this time, I pimp the keyboard, I'm online
Talkin' fly in the chat room, my conversation is goin' down
Where you from? Where you at? Lil' momma sho' talkin' nice
I tell her meet me at U of H right by the towers later on tonight
I'm sendin' all my girls a kite, I'm tryin' to find some internet hype
Just hit me up on my Sidekick, I'm signin' off and I'm switchin' the site
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"I've got the internet goin' nuts" "I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
"I've got the internet goin' nuts" "I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
"I've got the internet goin' nuts" "I, I, I've got the internet goin' nuts"
"P-P-Paul Wall baby, what'chu know 'bout me"
"I'm on that five nine South Lee baby, holla at me"
Okay I signed on to this Dallas Peeps, on the hunt for a couple freaks
I'm logged on and I'm ready to chat, where you at let's meet and great
These sexy {hoes} at U and T, I'm sendin' e-notes talkin' fly
If you lookin' for late night love, holla at me girl I'm your guy
I met a girl on College Club, her screen name was Jazzy Brown
She told me when I come to her town, to hit her up and it's goin' down
She e-mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boy
I was ready to pay her a visit, she used to look like Ke-Toi
But, one too many Almond Joys, I went and seen this girl in person
But when that big {bitch} opened the door I damn near started cryin' and cursin'
(Damn) Just too many mega bites and, not enough roadrunner
But big girls need love too, so I beat it up like Royal Rumble
Shit, lil' momma looked like a whale she broke the scale
I told her baby I gotta bail, I won't tell if you won't tell
What the hell, the first minute I got in range of the nearest Dell
I changed my screen name and my number, this internet pimpin still prevails
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So I log on to the Facebook, I'm tryin' to find me a good look
I'm lookin' for a lil' one night love, I throw the bait and they bite the hook
I holla at that boy Goo, my potnah puttin' me up on game
He let me know which girls are freaks and e-mailed me they screen names
I hit 'em up like it ain't no thang, how you do and it's nice to meet cha
Late night a few e-mails later I'm knockin' senorita out her sneakers
Check me out on my own website, DJPaulWall.com
Hit me up on that home board and we can chat baby all night long
What's the scoop you goin' to school? Maybe pimpin that 9 to 5?
Download my computer love, and get a taste of my hard drive
I'm on the search for cyber sluts, lookin' at pics on in the mix
Tryin' to find a computer check with a web cam that'll make a flick
Hit me up on that AOL, Instant Messenger what it do
My D-S-L is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshu
You got some potnahs that's just like you? Call your crew and I'll call mine too
Just take a look at my hit count, this internet pimpin' thing ain't new
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