Fat Sam's Grand Slam
Anybody who is anybody
Will soon walk through that door
At Fat Sam's grand slam speak easy
Always able to find you a table
There's room for just one more
At Fat Sam's grand slam speakeasy
Once you get here feel the good cheer
Like they say in the poem
Fat Sam ain't humble
But it's your home sweet home
Plans are made here, games are played here
I could write me a book
Each night astounds you
Rumours are a-buzzin'
Stories by the dozen
Look around you cousin
At the news we're making here
Anybody who is anybody
Will soon walk through that door
At Fat Sam's grand slam speakeasy
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Hoo yea hoo yea oh da da da da
See the politician
Sitting by the kitchen
Said he caught his fingers
In the well he was wishing in
Once you get here feel the good cheer
Like they say in the poem
Fat Sam ain't humble
But it's your home sweet home
Plans are made here, games are played here
I could write me a book
Each night astounds you
Rumours are a-buzzin'
Stories by the dozen
Look around you cousin
At the news we're making here
Any body who is anybody
Will soon walk through that door
At Fat Sam's grand slam speakeasy