Too Dumb

I could have had so much fun
But pity me, cause I'm too dumb
I'm putting the work into my black thumb
It's been that way since I was young

My taxes and insurer boggle my brain
I'll ask you to slow down and read it again
I'm putting the work into seeing anew
I feel so much smarter since I have met you

The 21st century will kill me one day
I figured that out on my own yesterday
A life without you is uncomfortably numb
So pity me, cause I'm too dumb