TYLENOL

Now I see you in morning light
You look better than last night
In my t-shirt, in my bed
Just close your eye, I'll close the blinds
And we can sleep till 9 or 10
Until the hangover kicks in
And I'll wake you with a glass of water - dehydrated
Do you want cereal or butter on toast?
Do you want tylenol or do you want to smoke?
I got both

Am I still charming on Sunday morning?
Bedhead hair and bloodshot eyes
Am I still charming on Sunday morning?
A messy room and the temperature on low

Cheap beer and a bouquet of flowers
I could've fallen asleep in this snowbank for hours
I woke up warm and not alone in my little old room in the Scarier Dome
Oh, it's all so scary and dumb, so scary it's fun
Like Tylenol mixed in rum
If there ain't no headache, it wasn't fun
If there ain't no rain, then there ain't no sun

Am I still charming on Sunday morning?
Bedhead hair and bloodshot eyes
Am I still charming on Sunday morning?
A messy room and the temperature on low