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[Verse 1]
They're throwin' a rock 'n' roll party at a nudist camp
I saw Porgy the driver pass an electric amp
Everybody famous is gonna be there
I wonder what Sonny and Cher are gonna wear
Whew, mohair

[Verse 2]
Lovable Linda and Betty Best
Were on opposite sides of a toothpaste test
Linda said "I got seven cavities less"
Ooh, but Betty's got ten percent more bad breath
What a loser

[Verse 3]
My brother Bill, he married a horse
Everyone's pushing him to get a divorce
Bill said "Hey man, she may be fat and ugly, but I ain't no jerk
But just a dress a month, she rides me on her back to work"

[Verse 4]
I bought the greatest watch last week
It does everything but eat and sleep
It's dust-proof, it's waterproof, it's shock-proof
It's guaranteed, it cannot be destroyed
It was stolen

[Verse 5]
Two old ladies sitting in the sand
Each one wishing the other was a man
Well, now she may be old about 74 years
But she's not too old to shift her gears
There she goes

[Verse 6]
I was sitting in the shower watchin' a TV show
When a man comes on and says hey, there's somethin' I should know
He says I'm living my life in a Kleenex box
He says "Look at your collars, you need more Clorox"
And I know he's a communist