THE GREATEST SONG ABOUT A CAT EVER MADE

You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
Brown tabby, emerald eyes that see through me

Put cat food in his bowl
He'll only eat the meat
He go out at night
He don't come back hungry

I wonder what he does when he's on his own?
Look out my window to catch him coming home

At this distance he looks harmless
No cause for alarm
I thought that till he killed that chipmunk on my lawn

( Guitar Music )

[Interlude]
"Honey... Get away from the window....."
"What do you mean honey?"
"OH MY GO- AAEAAA-" *rabid eating noises *
"MOMMY NOO!!!"
"RUN FOR YOUR LIIIF-"
"DADDY!! NOOOOOOO"
"*wicked laughter* Get nice and FAT for mе now... I'll be back for you later....." *more laughtеr* *screaming*

(music again)
You're still so cute although I'm terrified of you
Food's in your bowl but you'd rather eat animals

That's fine, but don't you bring that chipmunk corpse inside
The stench of death while sweet will taint our house's vibes

Go place it in the designated stack of chipmunk bones
* the bloodcurdling screams of chipmunks*
Only then will I grant you access to our home

We'll sit on the couch while you watch me watch TV
And I will pat your head until you fall asleep

You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen

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When was the song “THE GREATEST SONG ABOUT A CAT EVER MADE” released by Pleasantries?
The song THE GREATEST SONG ABOUT A CAT EVER MADE was released in 2023, on the album “The Greatest EP Ever Made”.

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